Words of wisdom from everyday fools. http://www.foolstr.com/rss.aspx http://backend.userland.com/rss RSS.NET: http://www.rssdotnet.com/ The little personal hygiene articles you keep finding in hotels belong to a midget somewhere else. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/303 Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:55:47 GMT abA85Q <a href="http://stilhnetqwxh.com/">stilhnetqwxh</a>, [url=http://noilrikijjvp.com/]noilrikijjvp[/url], [link=http://yepdbutonyre.com/]yepdbutonyre[/link], http://eunliqmzdqfz.com/ http://www.foolstr.com/theory/302 Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:53:51 GMT In the future everything will be run by machines... http://www.foolstr.com/theory/301 Tue, 22 Jun 2010 22:23:28 GMT Oh yeah baby. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/300 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:41:51 GMT Healthcare reform idea! Drs,PA's,NP's,etc. can work and pay off student loans. Create an organization like the peace corp for proividers to enlist in. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/299 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:24:37 GMT Healthcare reform idea! http://www.foolstr.com/theory/298 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:22:55 GMT what to enter http://www.foolstr.com/theory/292 Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:12:33 GMT It's not in me to quit. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/291 Thu, 10 Sep 2009 14:43:30 GMT Rock on http://www.foolstr.com/theory/290 Wed, 09 Sep 2009 02:33:32 GMT God Is Illogical http://www.foolstr.com/theory/289 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:28:11 GMT Even a fictional God can do give faith, hope and charity. It is belief that makes a difference. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/288 Wed, 06 May 2009 12:34:27 GMT Too many young people today are scared to be individuals and embrace their intelligence. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/287 Mon, 04 May 2009 10:44:14 GMT Jatt007 http://www.foolstr.com/theory/286 Sun, 03 May 2009 19:03:43 GMT I would hate to be deaf but could handle being blind. Deaf folks go dumb also (can't hear their own voices). http://www.foolstr.com/theory/268 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 02:12:43 GMT Seinfeld is the best sit-com of all time, beating even the Honeymooners http://www.foolstr.com/theory/285 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:03:42 GMT Twitter is a crock of shit but it does make me feel good when strangers follow me. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/276 Sun, 19 Apr 2009 05:51:02 GMT The Pope is wrong to say condoms don't help the fight against AIDS. How many Africans will die because of this man ? http://www.foolstr.com/theory/265 Sat, 18 Apr 2009 21:33:05 GMT I would rather lose a finger than a thumb http://www.foolstr.com/theory/269 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:19:56 GMT I liar won't believe anyone else. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/281 Thu, 16 Apr 2009 03:34:47 GMT Will we ever see a gay man in the whitehouse? http://www.foolstr.com/theory/277 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 16:42:21 GMT The sixties were the best decade. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/275 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 11:13:36 GMT If the is only one real specialist in a field of science, most of it is still relatively unknown http://www.foolstr.com/theory/284 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:20:17 GMT People of the world would bond, and hate crimes of race, religion and those people different from the norm would reduce if there was an alien threat! http://www.foolstr.com/theory/283 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 21:16:10 GMT The thing I can't take is procrastination. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/270 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:37:12 GMT I learned what a prewash is today. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/282 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:55:51 GMT Obama's doing a great job so far. I like this guy. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/271 Sat, 11 Apr 2009 11:26:33 GMT It's be better to be deaf than blind. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/267 Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:26:04 GMT America should take religeon out of the equation. Let's get "in god we trust" off the money. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/272 Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:10:02 GMT I would rather eat a hot pepper than a lemon http://www.foolstr.com/theory/266 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:26:50 GMT McNabb court beats Sunlit Drive by a country mile. Those Sunlit folks are all crackers. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/273 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 01:00:54 GMT "The trouble with fun is that it often ends up in trouble!" -anon http://www.foolstr.com/theory/280 Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:15:00 GMT I was born in the eighties. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/274 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 12:44:25 GMT The Pope can't have it both ways; he can't tell the Africans to stop believing in superstitious witchcraft and then turn around and offer them Exorcisms from Father Gabriele Amorth http://www.foolstr.com/theory/279 Fri, 03 Apr 2009 02:41:08 GMT This is a great example of a harmless OpenID test harness http://www.foolstr.com/theory/263 Thu, 02 Apr 2009 20:47:02 GMT You Can Change The World? http://www.foolstr.com/theory/262 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:00:41 GMT gm bail out? http://www.foolstr.com/theory/261 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:06:29 GMT Marble runs make great kids' toys http://www.foolstr.com/theory/260 Sun, 29 Mar 2009 11:53:44 GMT Google Web Masters tools, does anyone really use this stuff? http://www.foolstr.com/theory/259 Sat, 28 Mar 2009 02:52:54 GMT It's ALL good man...I mean ALLL good man. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/258 Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:54:07 GMT I'm sure I had something better to do, I've just forgotten what. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/257 Tue, 24 Mar 2009 15:50:54 GMT Patrick Swayze will die within the year. (2009) http://www.foolstr.com/theory/256 Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:48:36 GMT It is better to have eaten and puked than never to have eaten at all. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/255 Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:29:49 GMT There is no spoon. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/246 Tue, 03 Mar 2009 17:24:01 GMT Pirates are better than Ninjas http://www.foolstr.com/theory/239 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:46:11 GMT It takes roughly 1 hour to put two kids to bed, flying solo. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/244 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 06:29:18 GMT fools speak unnessarily http://www.foolstr.com/theory/254 Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:06:16 GMT adult swim is awesome http://www.foolstr.com/theory/253 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:42:16 GMT jackass should still be on tv fu gay tv exces http://www.foolstr.com/theory/252 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:41:48 GMT Yellow is my favorite color. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/251 Mon, 23 Feb 2009 06:09:44 GMT fable 2 is real http://www.foolstr.com/theory/250 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:20:09 GMT macho man randy savage is a beats woman http://www.foolstr.com/theory/249 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:18:02 GMT hulk hogan took roids http://www.foolstr.com/theory/248 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:17:08 GMT american idol is rigged http://www.foolstr.com/theory/247 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:15:57 GMT Chuck Norris can divide by zero http://www.foolstr.com/theory/242 Sun, 22 Feb 2009 14:30:59 GMT I have never been drunk in my life. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/226 Sat, 21 Feb 2009 03:18:06 GMT Princess cards she sends me...with her regards, Bar room eyes vacancy, to see her you gotta look hard.... http://www.foolstr.com/theory/243 Fri, 20 Feb 2009 06:35:17 GMT Ninjas would sneak up and whoop Pirate butt http://www.foolstr.com/theory/240 Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:36:28 GMT The internet will bring with it a whole new set of psychosis. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/229 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 23:01:17 GMT I cannot feel all ten of my toes. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/223 Wed, 18 Feb 2009 02:04:20 GMT We have a family children http://www.foolstr.com/theory/245 Tue, 17 Feb 2009 10:59:03 GMT I have at least one body part that is numb. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/224 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 22:15:36 GMT Scientology is the best ology. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/231 Mon, 16 Feb 2009 04:37:48 GMT I cannot touch my toes http://www.foolstr.com/theory/238 Sun, 15 Feb 2009 13:42:13 GMT I drink more than I should. Including now. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/227 Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:17:22 GMT Shaolin monks beat ninjas and pirate both. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/241 Sat, 14 Feb 2009 11:14:49 GMT Anyone with a gamerscore over 20,000 is a doosh. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/234 Fri, 13 Feb 2009 20:21:02 GMT I hate soup of the day. We need to decide already. What soup's going to be from now on? http://www.foolstr.com/theory/232 Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:50:21 GMT I have low cholesterol http://www.foolstr.com/theory/236 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:05:47 GMT Dawkins is a hack http://www.foolstr.com/theory/237 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 22:54:03 GMT Anyone who two-pieces in Gears is an automatic doosh. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/233 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:46:47 GMT Bush should be criminally punished for what he has done to the world. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/219 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:57:43 GMT Don't ever myspace someone you work with. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/228 Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:50:02 GMT There's no such thing as mental illness (scientology rules) http://www.foolstr.com/theory/230 Thu, 05 Feb 2009 08:40:37 GMT I have never broken a bone in my body. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/225 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:54:53 GMT I need imaginary friends in my life. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/235 Tue, 03 Feb 2009 03:11:26 GMT Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too? http://www.foolstr.com/theory/210 Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:24:41 GMT Obama will not change anything. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/218 Mon, 02 Feb 2009 15:31:15 GMT True genius is in creativity, not technical mechanics. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/215 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 05:49:40 GMT Beware of architects who do not code. Always Be Coding. Anyone making software design decisions who can't code should not be in that position. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/206 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 12:03:14 GMT Obama's the frickin' anti-christ, maybe. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/221 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 02:37:12 GMT Obama will bring joy to the world. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/217 Sat, 31 Jan 2009 01:40:05 GMT It's easier to tap into an existing community than to try to build a NEW one. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/214 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 18:51:00 GMT I need music to function http://www.foolstr.com/theory/185 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 06:22:53 GMT The reason doctors have you turn your head and cough as opposed to just cough is so you don't cough on them. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/161 Fri, 30 Jan 2009 01:36:16 GMT It's statistically improbable that a non-carbon based life form exists. Carbon is too abundant for this to have happened with any degree of probability. So it's life Jim, but yes, as we know it. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/166 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 13:36:09 GMT A Deaf Husband and a Blind Wife are Always a Happy Couple. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/173 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:56:10 GMT A bird can sing with a broken wing, but you cant pluck feathers off a frog. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/170 Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:36:35 GMT Verizon has far and away the worst customer service in the business. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/159 Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:20:09 GMT A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/169 Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:05:23 GMT Religion is about mind control, not celebrating god. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/179 Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:32:37 GMT It's logistically impossible to eat your full RDA of vegetables and fruit and keep it going for a full year. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/149 Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:12:20 GMT The problem with OpenID is that the world needs to be trained on how HTTP works before they will trust it. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/164 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:47:35 GMT You need 1 bartender for every 100 guests at a party. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/144 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:11:08 GMT When painting a room, the majority of time will be spent in clearing and prepping rather than painting. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/199 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 15:44:36 GMT To check if a point is within a polygon, compute the oriented sum of angles between the point p and each of the polygon corners. If the total oriented angle is 360 degrees, the point is inside. If the total is 0, the point is outside. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/148 Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:22:55 GMT It's better to show a child how to make something than to buy them a toy. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/204 Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:32:23 GMT With 14billion light years of real-estate in the universe to manage, God probably doesn't care much about us, if at all. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/180 Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:36:15 GMT Web 2.0 is not about the tool, stupid. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/160 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 09:49:02 GMT Verizon is the single worst customer service in the history of services. NEVER sign up for FIOS, you will rue the day. http://www.foolstr.com/theory/147 Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:22:19 GMT superglue can be used to close paper cuts http://www.foolstr.com/theory/200 Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:03:02 GMT